Apple Martin, the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay’s Chris Martin, attends which college? It is difficult for a child whose parents are so prominent in the public eye to find an explanation.
The ultra-wealthy have, on average, superior tools for protecting their digital privacy than the average person. At the very least, a select handful has made it quite difficult to determine specific details about themselves. To discover the identities of Jeff Bezos’s four children, for instance, you’d need to be an NSA contractor.
Martin, who has been admirably uninterested (so far) in leveraging her famous parents into an influencer job, appears to have received the same treatment. Her Instagram and TikTok accounts are both secrets. Additionally, there has been minimal discussion on her on either platform, as well as on Reddit, Twitter, and Tumblr. And here Google results are sparse, consisting primarily of SEO filler, celebrity net worth blogs, and gossip sites following her sporadic Instagram appearances.
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The simplest explanation for this is that the Paltrow–Martin breakup has gone to some out-of-character lengths to protect their daughter’s privacy, presumably to prevent gossip sites like this one from disturbing a high school student who is attempting to finish their Introduction to Psychology textbook before the Kappa Gamma Alpha rush event. Understandable. We persist despite these obstacles: Where does Gwyneth’s offspring hang her extra-long twin sheets?
It’s an interesting dichotomy, to use a word Apple is probably learning right now: for someone who is obviously trying to keep her daughter out of the media, Paltrow continues to put her in the spotlight with a bizarre frequency. In a September interview with CBS Morning News, she referred to Apple’s departure for college as “almost as profound as giving birth.”
The following month, she met with People magazine at the “Gwyneth Paltrow x Copper Fit Feel the Fit Press Day” in Santa Monica, where she brought up Apple’s college once more.
“It was dreadful. “It was absolutely terrifying,” she said of dropping off her daughter. Paltrow continued: She was getting “more and more used to” the separation after a “parents weekend,” during which she saw “how happy and settled [Martin] is.” The previous weekend, Martin “came home for October break,” she said.
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Paltrow’s monthly blabbing about Apple’s departures and reunions leaves every tab reader with the question: okay, where is she doing this? Paltrow was cautious not to say, and the tabloids picked up on this omission.
People reported in September that the 49-year-old founder of Goop has not revealed where Apple will attend college or what she will study. The magazine said in October: “The happy mother has not disclosed where Apple is attending school or what she is studying.” The Daily Mail was typically blunt: “Gwyneth did not identify the school where her teen is enrolled.”
During a Thanksgiving outing in Manhattan this week, Paltrow appeared to offer an unprompted hint by blogging about Apple. The obligatory Page Six headline stated, “Gwyneth Paltrow reunites with daughter in New York City as Apple begins college,” although it did not specify which college.
Whether you’ve seen the pattern and are prone to conspiratorial thinking, you might question if Paltrow posted the New York photos as a red herring to drive internet sleuths down futile rabbit holes of Googling “Apple Martin New School,” “Apple Martin Columbia,” and “Apple Martin NYU?” ” Possibly, and it may have worked; “Apple Martin Colgate” and “Apple Martin Vanderbilt” appear as recommended Google searches.
Notably, all of these searches give the same, oddly brief results. However, Vanderbilt has been a topic of conversation even before Apple graduated from high school. In March, GreekRank forum members were already discussing Apple’s Panhellenic possibilities at Vanderbilt. This summer, chatter spread to the comments area of Celebitchy.com, where it was supported by strong, though wholly hypothetical, evidence.
“Back in winter, one of Apple’s friends posted a congrats TikTok of Apple getting into Vanderbilt. It was eventually removed. Later, she was observed sporting a Vanderbilt baseball cap.” Another added, “This weekend, I moved my son into Vanderbilt. He claims that Apple Martin is a freshman.
Will confirm with him.” A third person claimed to have observed Apple over the same weekend of move-ins, along with another celebrity superstar: Mark Cuban, whose daughter Alexis is a much more well-known freshman at the school. A fourth stated that the rumor originated from within the university. They stated, “During a campus tour of Vanderbilt last week, we were informed that Apple was among the new freshman class.”
The school is in close proximity to Paltrow’s Goop store in Nashville, where she just went on a “girls’ trip,” and we all know how she thinks about country music. As much as Gwyn makes it appear that Apple attends Fordham or Hunter, it is plausible that she is actually a Commodore-ista and that she and her mother frequently take separate PJs to Bergdorf’s for the day.
This is a clever diversion, but we know the truth is out there. And if you believe the inhabitants of gossip sites, which you should not do in general, it may indicate to Music City. Contact us at [email protected] if you have any information on Apple’s college location or any minor celebrity mysteries.
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